Your Cruel Intern Tessa Destroys Your Date: You did something really stupid, little bossy man. You made a date without getting permission from your college intern. Are you trying to grow a pair of balls and a backbone? Did you forget that Tessa controls every aspect of your life? Looks like you're going to have to be punished and humiliated for your little lapse in judgment. Hand Tessa your cell. Then get on your knees and beg. Beg Tessa not to tell your date all your embarrassing sexual secrets.